1. vivacosima:

    cat: places paw tentatively on boob
    me: please–
    cat: presses paw down on boob
    me: don’t–
    cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

    (Source: majesdanes)

  2. kradlle:

The Front Bottoms-Twin Size Mattress

    kradlle:

    The Front Bottoms-Twin Size Mattress

  3. bobbyhoying:

    giantspacefetus:

    My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

    Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

  4. (Source: nick-coal)

  5. (Source: fuckyeahjohnoliver)

  6. kenyatta:

    sandandglass:

    A Republican political ad targeted at women.

    I snorted.

  7. chloeclaire:

I wanted a Kit-Kat I don’t think this is right

    chloeclaire:

    I wanted a Kit-Kat I don’t think this is right

    (Source: cute-overload)

  8. 
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

    Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

    (Source: elfauno)

  9. lesmodel:

Jason Schwartzman and Kirsten Dunst on the set of Marie Antoinette, 2006

    lesmodel:

    Jason Schwartzman and Kirsten Dunst on the set of Marie Antoinette, 2006

  10. otherbully1:

    I love Laurel because every time they do the flashforward the rest of the group be trippin while she just be lookin at them like “fuck is you yellin for????”

  11. (Source: youvejustbeengilmored)

  12. disaparte:

    All I want is education, and I am afraid of no one
    Malala Yousafzai

  13. thechamberofsecrets:

    earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

  14. They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’
    I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’
    They said, ‘What’s in the box?’
    I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.
    So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’
    I said, ‘gold.’
    And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
    ‘The King of Sweden.’
    ‘Why did he give this to you?’
    ‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’

    — What It’s Like to Carry Your Nobel Prize through Airport Security | Observations, Scientific American Blog Network (via melissaanelli)

  15. thegeekyblonde:

    *subtly indoctrinates any younger girls around me into feminism*