cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
katie. twenty. american. likes: cats, boys, politics, indian food, feminist prose, angry girl music of the indie rock persuasion.
The Front Bottoms-Twin Size Mattress
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
Jason Schwartzman and Kirsten Dunst on the set of Marie Antoinette, 2006
I love Laurel because every time they do the flashforward the rest of the group be trippin while she just be lookin at them like “fuck is you yellin for????”
All I want is education, and I am afraid of no one.
earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them
They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’
I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’
They said, ‘What’s in the box?’
I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.
So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’
I said, ‘gold.’
And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
‘The King of Sweden.’
‘Why did he give this to you?’
‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’
*subtly indoctrinates any younger girls around me into feminism*